im pissed you cant romance legion

the image of my dead body on the critical mission failure screen is just my body slowly turning in circle in the blackness of off map

IM ON RANNOCH AND THE FIRST TIME I FUCKING CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE IN ME3 IS BECAUSE I ROLLED TO THE SIDE CLIPPED THROUGH A BARRIER AND FELL OFF THE WORLD

nothing is more real than that post about seeing a colour spread in a manga and being devastated by their hair colours

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

irl-magical-girl:

irl-magical-girl:

yay, i was finally tagged in the six selfies thing! bless you spiffymuffin!

'i dont know who you are but im sure youre a queen somewhere'
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these tags are the most amazing and the sweetest things i have ever seen ;~;

i was talking to my mom about the exodus casting and she was just like “well america is mostly white the egyptians can just makes their own movie if they dont like it” and i just