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kremlint:

burdenoculeous:

kremlint:

burdenoculeous:

kremlint:

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

I’ve been on flights to and from Texas

I can guarantee you the pilot does not do this at all

They’d be jobless if they did that

no, they are legally required to do this. obviously, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Let me ask you this

Have you been on a plane from Texas to somewhere?

Or on a plane at all?

There’s a certain process that happens before you get on a plane for storing your weapon if your bringing one

They hold them in a separate compartment on the plane

How would the pilot be able to fire his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit?

Son, let me tell you a couple of things about planes. First of all, the planes are really big, so there are a lot of places to put your guns. The pilot gets special privileges. They are allowed to put their guns anywhere and are allowed to fire them during flight. The holes they make are easily repaired and are not a problem (don’t let air out, etc.) We do things differently around these parts, and clearly, you don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re out of your element.

I just flew to Texas and I can confirm the pilot pulled out two single action armies and fired all 12 rounds into the ceiling of the cockpit while screaming at the top of his lungs the moment we entered Texas airspace